Boring facts:

I'm from Southern California. 

Lancaster to be exact.  Yes, that's that dry, desert place that's best quality is that it doesn't have LA's smoggy air... No...wait.  We have dusty-as-hell, dry air.

I recently attended the University of Oklahoma in Norman and graduated with my bachelor's in Mechanical Engineering.

I hate school. 

I need a job.

I hate looking for one.

I don't care what job I get really, as long as I'm paid well, but in my boring free time I do this.

If you steal my stories and/or art your testicles are mine.
(But not the rest of you...get it? I'll keep them in a jar somewhere)

If you're a woman...well... your heart will be mine.
(I'll cut it out with a spoon.)

Other Random Facts:

Despite my cynicism about the things stated above, I'm pretty laid back about most things.

I am not into angst.

I picked these dark colors because white computer screens bother my eyes.

Besides red, black and grey look good together, right?  Plus I tend to draw in all those colors so my artwork won't clash with the site.  It's just a matter of taste and all that jazz.

I love men.

I want a manly man! 
(No. I'm not desperate, but I am on the lookout. O.o)

I am really bad at showing off when it comes to my creative efforts.

REALLY bad...

...hence this website.

I love Monty Python.

I like most action movies.

I read comic books.

I hate chick flicks.
(I nearly died of anguish during Love Actually...no, really!)

I love video games. Why don't more girls like those?

I am horribly addicted to World of Warcraft.

NE lvl 70 Rogue main: Shakaro on the Hyjal server. :)

School used to suffer because I play too many video games...

Well, actually, I'm going back. We'll see how I do this round.

...And draw and paint...

...And write stories.

And that's pretty much it.

Now read my stories and tell me how cool they are.

^_^

*cheesy grin*

--Red--
赤
(a.k.a. Briana)

P.S.

In case you forgot.

Here's my contact info again:

Email: briana.patterson[AT]gmail[DOT]com
Aol Instant Messenger: Late Nightshft
(That's without the 'I' in "Shift")
LiveJournal: http://www.livejournal.com/~reddragonace
(That's a lot like blog in case you don't know.)